What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 04:25

Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
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Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.